Interview q&a

Interviewing my mother

1.)    Do you regret having kids as young as you did?

a.       No, I don’t regret it one bit. Being young with children is one thing that I do not regret, and wouldn’t like to change it. I have three wonderful kids that I wouldn’t trade for the world. We pretty much learned as we went along.

2.)    Is there any moment of your past you would change about raising us?

a.       Yes, I would have slapped your ass more times. There is no need of making French toast in the back of your brothers “Big Jake” (Ironically my big brothers name is Jake… Anywho…) I wanted to body slam you a few times.

3.)    If there is one thing you could change now, what would it be?

a.       To have my kids all graduate with high honors. I know that wont happen but it would be something I would like to change. If not, to even graduate and to not live in a trailer in Brooksville like my daughter *ahem* Ashley

4.)    Why is it such a problem that your kids goals are living in a trailer in Brooksville?

a.       Ashley, there isn’t any f*cking need of you to live in a goddamn trailer. I have higher hopes for my kids, they shouldn’t have goals for living in a dinky little trailer and live on the same road as half of their families. Nonsence.

5.)    Do you love your kids?

a.       Duh.

6.)    Do you like all these questions?

a.       Not a whole lot.