Favorite Movies :)

Top Ten Favorite Movie's :)

10.) Schindler's List- I love history and it is a sad movie so it brings out the water works for me.
9.) Indian in the Cupboard- It is just one of those movies that I can always sit down and enjoy that as a movie, still even as an adult.
8.) An American Tale- That movie makes me smile every time. I used to watch it with my grandfather Bing before he died when I was 7.
7.) Grease- I just like how the good girl goes bad.
6.) Footloose- LOVE KEVIN BACON
5.) Big Daddy- My dad reminds me so much of the father figure in that movie.
4.) The little Rascles- Always has been one of those movies that I can never get sick of it. That and Bug Hall is such a little cutie, who couldnt love that?
3.) Freddy got fingered- It is a wierd but amazing movie that can always stump the shit out of people when they watch it. Like my favorite part, is when the parents come home and the kid is sitting in the living room playing the piano but there are sausages connected to the strings. "DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE?!?"
2.) Magic Mike- ;)  <<< All I gotta say  ;) >>>>>>>>>>>CHANNING TATUM
1.) Forrest Gump- <3 I love this movie. It is my number one favorite movie and has been since the first time i watched it. There is so much to learn when you watch it. Like when Jenny dies. She has a desease and they can not figure out what the disease is. I have always thought that it was HIV.


OH, and I was supposed to tell everybody that David is my favorite :)

Vacation.

Vacation------

            I was feeling really sick at work on Friday night, so I decided to go to the emergency room to find out what was happening. I had Michael pick me up at work and take me right over. Turns out, he brought his girlfriends car. A Japanese prius. The gayest little car that one man could ever drive, the exhaust on it sounded like: “Immmmmm gaaaaaaaaay”.

Eventful is not the word I am looking for.. Maybe it is.. My vacation did not go as planned. I went to the emergency room to find out what was wrong with me. While I was in there, I got a phone call from one person I have been forbidden to talk to. So I hit the FUCK you button. I texted this number and told them I was in the hospital, and that I was not aloud to talk to them at all. This person texted me back and told me that he was going to find out where I was, who I was with, and he was going to shoot me. I told my cousin what was going on. She wouldn’t allow me out of the hospital room until my ride was at the front door, and I had a sweatshirt, and sunglasses on.

I arrived at my destination after the hospital, and that is when I got a phone call from “a police officer”. I knew that it wasn’t a police officer, the voice was way too familiar. I knew that it was the guy who had been stalking, and threatening me. So I started being a smart ass. All the fun questions, How fast do you go through a school zone? And a few more as well. He answered them all correctly, which I was shocked at. Then finally I asked: “How many years do you get for impersonating an officer?” *click* He hung up. I started laughing and called Hancock County.

I was at my friends house trying to help working on my boyfriends brothers truck we had been there for over 4 hours when the cops finally showed up. They talked a bunch of crap about him and all this other stuff. What it sounded like to me: “I’m a pig, I eat donuts”.

The cop left and I sat in the garage waiting for the truck to be done. 9:30 AM rolls around, and finally all of the tires are back on the beast and it is time to go back to Raine’s house. I got there, and went to my room. I  didn’t come too until my mother called me at 4 pm. She stated that the cops had called her, and that I had a doctors appointment. I cancelled the appointment and went back to bed.

The next day my mom called me to ask if I wanted to go to ellsworth for a restraining order. I went with her and didn’t expect her to help me out in any way. She brought me out to breakfast, and she brought me to get the paperwork. I decided that I was going to get a harassment order instead of a restraining order. We got back to Orland and she dropped me back off at the house. I went to sleep again. I got a phone call the next morning.

My aunt had gone down to Florida to visit my grandmother. She had been down there for about two weeks. A few days before she was getting ready to come back up to Maine, she died. I asked how she died, got no response. I am assuming that she overdosed again, but maybe there was a reason behind her death. I assumed that because she had been to rehab more then four times. 

That is my events of this Vacation. 

Numbahs Deah

The number of school days I’ve skipped; 125. Number of cell phones I have had; 3. The number of boyfriends I have had; 4. The number of friends I have lost; 7. The number of days I have done absolutely nothing; 2. The number of times I want to slap my doctor; 136,000. The number of cigarettes I have smoked; countless. The number of classes I have enjoyed; 2. Number of favorite songs; 122. The amount of teachers that have died since I have had them; 1. The number of family that have turned on me; 13. The number of people I have made fun of; 230,000. The amount of people who are afraid of me; n/a. The number of times I have had a concussion; 3. The number of broken bones I have received; 4. The number of times I was kicked out of my parents house; 3. The number of sweatshirts I have lost; 26. The number of times I kicked the shit out of my brothers; 2. The number of times I have been offended because of my eczema; 7. The number of times I’ve been bitch slapped; 6. The number of times I hit someone with a baseball bat; 2. The number of vehicles I have owned; 0. The number of love letters I have received; 16. Number sent; 4. The number of football games I have attended; 4. The number of full bags of Doritos I have eaten (in one sitting); 2. The number of people I have wondered if they were slightly retarded; 4. The number of people who I think are friggin ugly, but other people think he is drop dead gorgeous; 178. Number of hang nails that have turned into an infected finger; 13. The amount of times that I have had chicken pox; 0. The number of times that I have been to a mud run; 1. The amount of times I have died my hair; red 0, black 2, pink 1, purple 1, blonde 2, brown 5. The number of times that I have taken my big brothers advice; 2.

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The number of times Ive accidently thrown my cat out of my bedroom; 22. The number of times my cat gets stuck in reverse because there is a sock on its head; 3. The number of times I have received f*cked up texts; 23. The number of times I have frozen to death; 0.. Duh.. The number of times I have vandalized a building; 3. The number of times I have been caught; 0. The number of times I have tripped on nothing; 1,298. The amount of times my brothers have stuck up for me; 3. The number of boyfriends my parents have met; 2. The number they liked; 1. The number of times I have been told I am beautiful; 19. The number of times I have babysat for free; countless. The numbers of rumors that go around about me; countless. The number of shoes I own; 16. The number I wear; 3. The amount of times I have tried to kill someone; 13. The number of times I bought stuff I don’t need; Countless. The number of times I have been rude to stranges/people I don’t like; 12,658. The amount of tv I have watched in the last 24 hours; 30 minutes. The number of times I get annoyed a day; more then too many. The number of times I have fallen off a dock; 4. The number of times I was pushed; 3. The number of times I wanted to slap a stranger; 30,009. 

                                               Snowed In


This weekend, I spent all day sitting on the couch with my new boyfriend. We sat there and talked about everything and anything, while there were four drunk people crashing around the living room talking about going outside to shovel the snow that was falling. They finally packed up their gear and headed for the snowy abyss we call "The Driveway". They came inside multiple times for some hot coffee, and some captain crunch. While sitting on the couch you see what happens to people as you are a drunken idiot. Such as falling off the porch saying: "I CAN FLY!!!!" *crash* "Damnit, I hit the huge stump again"      
               When sitting on the couch you look around and notice things. The first things I noticed were a pair of little kids undies. They were sitting on a little kitchenette set. The second thing I noticed was the lip hair on my cousin Lorraine. She would be talking to me, and it would flow with the wind. We were talking about going to the store to get something to munch on and watch the snowflakes float into the world as if they had a purpose. I went to get the 'ol gear on to go tromping through the big ass pool of whiteness.
              I get off the porch half way, and she's slick, I fell off the porch, into the snow bank. You know, some people might get extremely pissed. I was just stuck. I didn't care, I was slightly irritated when nobody would help me up, rather then sit there and laugh at me. Then Jeff came over and assisted me up. With a tiny jacket on, I can 'magine I looked like a turtle on its back. I ran inside, took my shoes off and ran through the house cause my ass was just about froze.
               

She always said:

You’re not good at anything!

Why didn’t you wipe the stove?

The counter is not cleaned

Why is there no dish soap?

Why are you sick?

Why aren’t you in school?

The dishes need to be done

Get a life.

Go outside or I’ll lock you out again.

Get out of my face or I’ll smack it.

How do you like that dish soap?

You won’t ever have friend’s fat ass.

Go play in the road.

Go find a strange animal in the woods.

Remember your gold fish? He didn’t drown

Your grandfather was nothing to you.

Your not aloud to talk to your father.

Don’t listen to the damn radio.

Don’t you spit up those jalapeños.

I’ll smack that face to give you something to cry about.

 Your punishment isn’t bad enough.

Why is the bathroom not cleaned?

Your chores haven’t been done correctly.

No supper for you I guess.

Why isn’t dinner all made when I get home from work?

Just remember we will be there for you forever. We love you.