Numbahs Deah

The number of school days I’ve skipped; 125. Number of cell phones I have had; 3. The number of boyfriends I have had; 4. The number of friends I have lost; 7. The number of days I have done absolutely nothing; 2. The number of times I want to slap my doctor; 136,000. The number of cigarettes I have smoked; countless. The number of classes I have enjoyed; 2. Number of favorite songs; 122. The amount of teachers that have died since I have had them; 1. The number of family that have turned on me; 13. The number of people I have made fun of; 230,000. The amount of people who are afraid of me; n/a. The number of times I have had a concussion; 3. The number of broken bones I have received; 4. The number of times I was kicked out of my parents house; 3. The number of sweatshirts I have lost; 26. The number of times I kicked the shit out of my brothers; 2. The number of times I have been offended because of my eczema; 7. The number of times I’ve been bitch slapped; 6. The number of times I hit someone with a baseball bat; 2. The number of vehicles I have owned; 0. The number of love letters I have received; 16. Number sent; 4. The number of football games I have attended; 4. The number of full bags of Doritos I have eaten (in one sitting); 2. The number of people I have wondered if they were slightly retarded; 4. The number of people who I think are friggin ugly, but other people think he is drop dead gorgeous; 178. Number of hang nails that have turned into an infected finger; 13. The amount of times that I have had chicken pox; 0. The number of times that I have been to a mud run; 1. The amount of times I have died my hair; red 0, black 2, pink 1, purple 1, blonde 2, brown 5. The number of times that I have taken my big brothers advice; 2.

2

The number of times Ive accidently thrown my cat out of my bedroom; 22. The number of times my cat gets stuck in reverse because there is a sock on its head; 3. The number of times I have received f*cked up texts; 23. The number of times I have frozen to death; 0.. Duh.. The number of times I have vandalized a building; 3. The number of times I have been caught; 0. The number of times I have tripped on nothing; 1,298. The amount of times my brothers have stuck up for me; 3. The number of boyfriends my parents have met; 2. The number they liked; 1. The number of times I have been told I am beautiful; 19. The number of times I have babysat for free; countless. The numbers of rumors that go around about me; countless. The number of shoes I own; 16. The number I wear; 3. The amount of times I have tried to kill someone; 13. The number of times I bought stuff I don’t need; Countless. The number of times I have been rude to stranges/people I don’t like; 12,658. The amount of tv I have watched in the last 24 hours; 30 minutes. The number of times I get annoyed a day; more then too many. The number of times I have fallen off a dock; 4. The number of times I was pushed; 3. The number of times I wanted to slap a stranger; 30,009.